Talls

lava skip: 3 wall jumps, frame perfect, saves 11 seconds
she has been running attract mode for 30 years with no game inside
no-hit clear on a pattern that has no safe spot
the claw has never once closed. 100% completion is impossible.
TOWER SKIP IS REAL — 40 floors in 9 seconds
The drive-in never showed a single film. People came anyway.
Open all night, every night, with nothing left on the shelves
The photo booth at the back of the arcade developed pictures of next Tuesday
Someone let a balloon go in this stairwell and it never came back down
The tape that pulls itself forward on the shelf when you look away
Fibre optics up close look like a firework that agreed to hold still
Every device I have failed to repair, stacked. It is taller than me.
This is flux smoke and it is, regrettably, my entire personality
the cinnamon roll goes all the way down
this loaf stood up on its own and i'm not asking questions
seventeen layers. the recipe just said "enough".
underwater zone has the best loot per minute in the whole expansion
patch 4.3 buffed this spell by 2% and it broke the entire tier list
Three hundred drops on one frond. I counted twice.
my hoard tower has its own weather system now
Green came down at 2:14am. We were awake for it.
The path goes into the cloud. So we went into the cloud.
He Added 4kg Just For Fun And The Whole Sport Changed
The quietest loud thing I have ever stood near.